Harry Reems, the king of 70's porn stars as a Captain who head a vice division in Canada. All his Vice cops hates his guts so they hire a lady to frame him into retirement.

Woody Woodpecker is working as a woodcarver, a very apt occupation for a woodpecker, and is carving a wooden when the outlaw, Chief Charley Horse, being pursued by the sheriff, ducks into Woody's shop. The sheriff also arrives and there is much confusion on the premises before Woody gets the reward for capturing the ch…