- Woody Woodpecker helps his nephews, Knothead and Splinter, in their studies of Woodpecker History, by telling them how he figured in the cave-man era, and Greece, and was responsible for making the Lean Tower of Pisa lean, and also for discovering America. They then take off for a picnic on the moon, via Woody's rocket…
- Clips are shown of television shows and DVDs from around the world, mostly featuring scantily clad women, accompanied by commentary from comedians.