A Russian engineer Petr Garin possesses a unique beam-shooting weapon that can destroy any target. His goal is to achieve world domination with the help of this weapon. Vasily Shelga is out to stop him and also to prevent others getting possession of this weapon.

《鬼马军营搞怪兵》糊涂的哥萨克夫指挥官和他的队伍在路上把重要的武器弄丢了，自己被封在罐子里，而手下在一个村庄找回了，他们在一个展览会上被印度人偶然奉为了神圣的学者“巴巴”，回到部队后引出了一系列啼笑皆非的荒唐事来，印度、德国、瑞士的旅游者慕名前来聆听教诲，不知是真的学习还是狂欢的部队，总之最后一切又恢复了平静。