在苏联时期，一位豪华酒店的经理原本无忧无虑。但是上头突然派来了一个不知天高地厚的‘党’的检查员；与此同时，小舅子带着几个无证人员企图逃往西方，时不时地到姐夫家里避难……

JAM (Christian Clavier), a French "master of the universe" is on the brink of a major takeover when he starts suffering from anxiety attacks. His doctor (Lhermite) thinks it is to do with childhood experiences and suggests he searches back in his mind to something that could be the trigger and will prove to b…

三对夫妇住在一家酒店，所有人都有性问题，有一天一位专业色情明星 (Lina Romay)出现并教大家如何去做。

艾琳（奥黛丽·塔图 Audrey Tautou 饰）的梦想是结交很多的富家子弟，让他们成为裙下之臣。五星级酒店就是她的活动场所。这天她来到高级饭店，投入有钱佬雅克的怀抱，却误打误撞认识了酒店服务生让（加德·艾尔马莱 Gad Elmaleh 饰）。艾琳以为让是一个富家子弟，纵情诱惑，二人一夜浪漫后，艾琳才发现让根本不是有钱人，于是愤然离去。然而让已…